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Walking Dead Back Sunday-My Questions for the Characters

Ok, have you ever wanted to ask the characters of Walking Dead the following questions? I’m so excited for the return of WD. In celebration of their return, below are the questions that run through my head at any given time. I know…I know….thought provoking questions.

  1. When will Rick and Michonne hook up. Let’s be real here, there is some sexual tension and I would like to see this happen. Can we work the sword into the love scene somehow?
  2. When will Carl take off that fucking hat? More importantly, could they have found an older name for Carl then Carl? Why not go all out and name him Frances? That’s like a 55 year old gas station attendant.
  3. Did anyone else think Carol was gay at first? I did.
  4. If they cover their body with the walking dead grossness so they come off as one of them, what about their heads? Their heads aren’t covered in zombie slime so the whole action is null and void.
  5. Similar to Carl, why the hell would they name an adorable baby girl Judith? Judith is such a LARGE name. The only Judith I’ve heard of is Judith Light.
  6. Why did they feel Judith was a good character to add in the first place? Like Angelina Jolie and her adoption phase, their probably like ‘crap, now we have to tote this stupid baby around.’
  7. Is Glenn dead? Not happy if he is.
  8. Why has a “season” dwindled down to roughly 12 episodes? So annoyed when a show starts in October, stops in December, picks up in March then continued to May. If the demand is there, you better damn well find more writers for more content.
  9. Have you ever thought that Daryl needs to have his ears cropped? Now hear me out on this. It just seems like his ears are a ticking time bomb and really need cropped. Are they there for handles? Maybe you hang on to them? How many women have been tempted to hold on to them during sex?
  10. If they kill off one more f-ing main character, I am going to loose my shit.

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15 thoughts on “Walking Dead Back Sunday-My Questions for the Characters

      1. Yes – spoiler alert (but it was quite some time ago now) —

        He was hiding under the dumpster! (Which, by the way, I predicted but my husband didn’t believe me…) Enid (that’s her name right? the young girl who took off who was hanging out with Carl?) was around — gave him some water and they both returned… just as the collapse at Alexandria. They’re still outside the walls (even though part of the wall is gone…). And he brought back one of the balloons they were using as markers. Maggie saw the balloon and knew he was alive. No reunion yet – she is kind of trapped at the top of one of the lookout towers.

        🙂

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        1. Ok, I remember everything now! Thank you for reminding me. I have the memory of a goldfish these days as my tamoxifen makes me forgetful. God I can’t wait! I told my sons that at 8:45, everyone is going upstairs and if they value their lives they will stay up there.

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  1. I’ve always wanted to see Michonne and Rick (or Daryl) become an item. I think Rick and the blonde lady from Alexandria are a thing.
    The scent of the dead innards on their clothing or tarps or whatever they’re wearing is probably enough to deter the zombies. They’ve used that camouflage before and I often wondered why they didn’t employ it more often.
    I want to say that in the series (I haven’t read the comics), Carl named Judith after one of his teachers.

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    1. Michonne and Daryl….never thought about that. I like blonde and all but she is not the female Rick. Michonne is the female Rick. You’re right about Carl. If I were the living parent and my kids said I want to name my sister Judith I’d do the parent thing and say, “Judith is nice but how about we look at a few more options?” Given that it was the end of the world, I would have probably given the green light to name her Snots.

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