About

Hot Mess Memoir is my blog for the perfectly imperfect. While some blogs are just about blogging or finding “your best you”, I’m like grab wine, shits ’bout to go down.

I’ve had this blog since 2016 and in 2017, I became self-hosted. Missing the reader community, I decided in January of 2019 to update my WordPress.com side of my blog and post the links going forward of every post I have on www.hotmessmemoir.comΒ so that new readers could find me! So if it looks like I took a break from 2017-2019, I haven’t I have nearly a 1,000 posts on my self-hosted site! I’m just going to start adding here too!

About me, I’m 40-ish with a 10-year-old (who still loves me) and a 13-year-old (who voteformethinks even the way I breath is embarassing). I’m married and Mr. Hot Mess is forced to put up with all my shenanigans and I can assure you, there are a lot of shenanigans.

youtube7But my blog isn’t for the easily offended. I use every four letter word in my arsenal and sometimes it’s often. I’m not above talking about sex toys on Groupon or having an adult meltdown via a post. I absolutely hate the elf on the shelf and I invent scenes such as on the left to take out my anger of having to move the fucking thing every night around Christmas.

Think of this place as the place you can come when you feel guilty about something (yet again) or had a bad day. I’d like to think of my blog as cotton candy for the brain. Or a glass of wine.

So to all the perfectly imperfect, welcome home! You’re home!

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28 thoughts on “About

  1. I LOVE your blog and wrote this about your guest post with Blair.
    That was so funny! I have an alternative t-shirt. She could have one in green with Mullingar Heifer on it. Her colleagues will think she is really into livestock and not get that it is an Irish snarky phrase β€œJesus, Mary and Joseph, she has legs like a Mullingar Heifer”. Stocky but has nice ankles. πŸ™‚

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    1. First let me say thank you! I am so grateful that people enjoyed my story. It gives me a little shred of hope this current train wreck isn’t for nothing. Now, I have to know, where in God’s name do I get this shirt? You are right….so perfect! Do I need to raise funds to fly to Ireland for it? πŸ™‚

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  2. With thanks to Chatty Kerry for leading me to your blog … I am SO glad to have found you! I shall follow and then find more to read as I go along. Small brain, tiny attention span but I find my way πŸ™‚

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    1. Ha!!! That is awesome! Thank you for following. I love telling my stories and/or putting my perspective on things. I’m quickly finding I’m not the only hot mess in the world nor the only person that has dealt with some of my situations. Have a great Saturday Osyth!

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  3. Next time a repressed old cowboy aims his disapproval at you like a pitchfork, say, “Fuck, no, I’m never racy. Crotchless panties are just healthier in the summertime. You know, breathable.”

    You were going to tear up the card anyway.

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  4. Fucking hilarious is what I have to say!!!! I am here today via nod from “NO LOVE FOR FATTIES!” I am Annette from Annette’s place. Yup, that is me… yes….yup I am the famous one that conducted the interview that set *no love for fatties* blogger to stardom. lol……I am so funny! Oh, guess who I want to make more famous than her sisters mug friggen shots????? HUH???? Yes….yes…you and me girl…haha

    Seriously, I do want to interview you and I am here by recommendation. I like your writing style and your humor. I try to be funny but I can only smile and smile and laugh till I pee…..Yes yes that is me the girl with depends on at the comedy show….the one with the toilet paper sticking out of her skirt and her skirt is bunched up so you really get a look at those depends….lol

    Ok, seriously now…I am following you and I will get to know you via your blog and posts then I would like you to email me when you can. I will email you back when your interview number comes up. Which will probably be after the A to Z challenge. Or, end of april for final interview. I will send you questions via email addy you email me with closer to that time. I think we can put together a great collaborating of humor and throw in our book smarts and wow we have a best seller here. I hope you will concede to me and say yes….I am a bit pushy!!

    Until next time your new friend, Annette πŸ™‚

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    1. I am eating my single serving of pizza combos and drinking a glass of cabernet right now taking in your generous comment. How can we rocket this hilariousness to stardom? I’m down, just need to pick up the combo that just fell off the arm rest….God damn combo!

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      1. Lol funny this will be great! I will be in touch. But, please be patient with me I have a few people that volunteered I need to do. I also have April all booked up with project challenge stuff. I do want you though….thanks alot! πŸ™‚ I will be reading!

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