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My Healthy Child Was Quarantined. Here’s How I’m Fighting Back

Because of just 5″, my son is not allowed to attend in-person classes or high school soccer. Here’s the timeline of events over the past week and what I’m doing to get him back to class and playing soccer.

Health · parenting · Pop Culture · Work

6 Things I’ve Learned in Quarantine

Well folks, it’s been interesting over the past month, hasn’t it? Here are 6 things I’ve learned in quarantine. Take a look via 6 Things I’ve Learned in Quarantine – Hot Mess Memoir

Health · parenting · Ridiculousness

I Want You To Lick My Face!

When I heard you’re quarantined for two-weeks for the coronavirus, that’s when I had an idea for a vacation. Hear me out at via I Want You To Lick My Face! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

Like Pulling Teeth: Getting My Sons to Do Chores

Why do my children react like I’ve asked them to build an addition on to the home when I’ve only asked them to unload the dishwasher? via Like Pulling Teeth: Getting My Sons to Do Chores – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

My Son’s Music Equals Satan’s Symphony

In an effort to bond with my 14-year-old son, I decided to let him play DJ. This was my first mistake. Come on over and let’s discuss My Son’s Music Equals Satan’s Symphony – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess and the School Food

After partaking in the breakfast my son’s school served to us, I’ve vowed that my son will never have to eat school food again via Hot Mess and the School Food – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

Explain Lightning to a Five-Year-Old

In my 400 Writing Prompts book, I decide to write how to explain lighting to a five-year-old. It confirmed one thing: there is a reason our children aren’t home schooled via Explain Lightning to a Five-Year-Old – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Holiday · parenting

Tales of Black Friday

As I always do, I started Black Friday on Thanksgiving. I began the evening with regret (Walmart) and ended the evening in regret (outlet mall). Come along on my journey via Tales of Black Friday – Hot Mess Memoir

parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

A Gender Reveal That Leaves Me Shaking My Head

For those of you that haven’t seen the woman who farts the gender of her baby (yes, I said farts the gender), click here to watch the video. I also obviously have to write my comments about it via A Gender Reveal That Leaves Me Shaking My Head – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting

We’re All Gonna Be Happy Damn It! Practicing Hygge

This Fall, I’d say I’m going over and beyond in trying to secure happiness or at the very least, avoid the winter blues. Here’s how I’m doing it via We’re All Gonna Be Happy Damn It! Practicing Hygge – Hot Mess Memoir