What my son sees upon waking: A delightful little elf named Zipper just wanting to play video games. In fact, he even has his own special soccer uniform, because I am that good. Adult version of Elf on the Shelf: Zipper has hit rock bottom. He can no longer afford the prescription drugs on his… Continue reading Elf on the the Shelf-Day 1
This is so f’ing funny….https://youtu.be/SQ44aQWnH4I
If you want a game that tears families apart, play Monopoly. It will make siblings not talk to each other for days and children angry at their parents. Go on, I dare you. Let me first say, I LOVE Monopoly. I have been playing it since I was probably 12. In addition to my Father… Continue reading The Homewrecker that is Monopoly
Anytime anyone wants to accuse Americans of being uncultured, brash or closed minded, I simply hold up my McDonald’s shamrock shake and say “you’re welcome.”
Without fail, I get an e-mail like this for whichever company I am working for: As soon as I get this e-mail, I instinctively put my head down as if the teacher is going to call on me. With the exception of soccer (or football as my wonderful friends across the pond call it, your… Continue reading I Don’t Want to Do March Madness? K?
I can’t even remember how the topic was brought up, but I think it was with Ben’s Bitter Blog. This past weekend at my nightmare motel, I saw more hoverboards than I care to see. Shocking, but it was the kids that were clearly not athletes that felt the need to own and operate a hoverboard.… Continue reading Hoverboards-Cool or Doushie?
This morning I lost my shit. I was done. Done with with the shit hole motel we were assigned to, done with the ridiculous soccer schedule and done with the jacked up road system that is Southern Cincinnati. P’s game this morning was at 8 am. Now, he had a game at 7:15 last night… Continue reading Travel Log- Day 3- My Issues With Hampton Inn, Covington, Ky