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F*** this Pandemic! – Hot Mess Memoir

I am so over this whole pandemic thing. I just really need to vent via F*** this Pandemic! – Hot Mess Memoir

Health · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

2020 Me Talks to 2019 Me

Given the state of the world right now, I thought it would be comical to have 2020 me have a conversation with 2019 me. It’s such a contrast and you can read it here via 2020 Me Talks to 2019 Me – Hot Mess Memoir

Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

So This is How the World Ends?

Just as I get my s*** together, this happens to the world. But hey, at least I bought a car last week and incurred a car payment. Check out what a s**** show Ohio is right now via So This is How the World Ends? – Hot Mess Memoir

Health · parenting · Ridiculousness

I Want You To Lick My Face!

When I heard you’re quarantined for two-weeks for the coronavirus, that’s when I had an idea for a vacation. Hear me out at via I Want You To Lick My Face! – Hot Mess Memoir

Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

You Pay How Much For Your Skin Care?

Have you seen the video where Liv Tyler walks us through her 25 step skin care routine? I decided to add up everything she uses! Check out the video and the math at You Pay How Much For Your Skin Care? – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

Like Pulling Teeth: Getting My Sons to Do Chores

Why do my children react like I’ve asked them to build an addition on to the home when I’ve only asked them to unload the dishwasher? via Like Pulling Teeth: Getting My Sons to Do Chores – Hot Mess Memoir

Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

7 Craig’s List Rideshare Posts

We’re diving deep into a new area of Craig’s List, the Rideshare area. And I can assure you, like the Missed Connections area, these are just as bad! via 7 Craig’s List Rideshare Posts – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

My Son’s Music Equals Satan’s Symphony

In an effort to bond with my 14-year-old son, I decided to let him play DJ. This was my first mistake. Come on over and let’s discuss My Son’s Music Equals Satan’s Symphony – Hot Mess Memoir

Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

10 Creepy Medieval Paintings- Part 2

My first blog post about creepy Medieval paintings was a hit. I wanted to give all you weirdos a fresh dose of paintings I’ve uncovered. Click here and enjoy how bat shit crazy they were back then via 10 Creepy Medieval Paintings- Part 2 – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess and the School Food

After partaking in the breakfast my son’s school served to us, I’ve vowed that my son will never have to eat school food again via Hot Mess and the School Food – Hot Mess Memoir