Family · Health · parenting · Rants · soccer

My Healthy Child Was Quarantined. Here’s How I’m Fighting Back

Because of just 5″, my son is not allowed to attend in-person classes or high school soccer. Here’s the timeline of events over the past week and what I’m doing to get him back to class and playing soccer.

Family · parenting · soccer

College Sports Recruiting

So I’m flipping out about my 14-year-old son and getting him in front of college coaches. It shouldn’t be like this but it is……via College Sports Recruiting – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Holiday · parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

Mothers are Mutha’ F***** Amazing- Happy Mother’s Day!

Ladies, you’re amazing and people don’t tell you that enough! The stuff we have to do EVERY SINGLE DAY is crazy! via Mothers are Mutha’ F***** Amazing- Happy Mother’s Day! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Holiday · parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

A Letter to the Soccer Organization that Schedules S*** on Mother’s Day

There are 2 days a year I can sleep in without guilt: Mother’s day and my birthday. When you screw with that, we’re going to have problems via A Letter to the Soccer Organization that Schedules S*** on Mother’s Day – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

Generation X Hotel

I’m tired of every hotel chain creating new hotels for millennials. How about us Gen X’ers with kids? Here is my new concept for Hilton. Your welcome Hilton! via Generation X Hotel – Hot Mess Memoir

parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

I Became Prom Queen Last Night!

It’s true! At 42-years-old, I became prom queen at the hotel we were staying at for a soccer tournament. I even have the pics to prove it via I Became Prom Queen Last Night! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Ridiculousness · soccer

We’re Goin’ on a Road Trip Friends!

Grab your weekend bag and some wine because we’re goin’ on a road trip! via We’re Goin’ on a Road Trip Friends! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · soccer

How to Be a Decent Human Being as a Soccer Mom or Dad

I’ve done so many “how to be a decent human being” posts (you can find those at my self-hosted blog in the top menu btw) via How to Be a Decent Human Being as a Soccer Mom or Dad – Hot Mess Memoir