Holiday · Pop Culture · Super Hot Mess · Uncategorized

Elf on the the Shelf-Day 1

What my son sees upon waking:  A delightful little elf named Zipper just wanting to play video games. In fact, he even has his own special soccer uniform, because I am that good.  Adult version of Elf on the Shelf: Zipper has hit rock bottom. He can no longer afford the prescription drugs on his… Continue reading Elf on the the Shelf-Day 1

Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

My PMS is PMS’ing

I can look back on yesterday and laugh but last night it wasn’t funny AT ALL to me. I was serious and I meant business. On my way back from getting groceries last night I was flustered, stressed and genuinely a hot mess. I fished around my 8 gallon drum purse to find my phone.… Continue reading My PMS is PMS’ing

Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Well Ali’ be Damn! My Horribly Wrong Experience With the Diet Pill

I have a present for you guys! Below is one of my most favorite chapters in my book. I wish I could say this didn’t happen….but it did. Enjoy! You guys are awesome! In my mid-twenties I had a job that I LOVED working for E. Corporate. E. is a clothing store for women in… Continue reading Well Ali’ be Damn! My Horribly Wrong Experience With the Diet Pill

Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Would Anyone Like to Guess What This Is?

I am putting the finishing touches on a post for tomorrow. You really won’t want to miss it. Until then, can you guess what this is? I’ll reveal it in the post tomorrow. I about fell off my chair when I found out what it was.

Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Style Watch: To Catch a Predator Meets Duck Dynasty

As many of you may or may not know, I am certain my car drove over an ancient Indian burial ground at some point over the past month. In the past 2 weeks, here is the small fortune I have dropped. Some of it is my fault and some is  because my car has over… Continue reading Style Watch: To Catch a Predator Meets Duck Dynasty

Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Travel Log- Day 3- My Issues With Hampton Inn, Covington, Ky

This morning I lost my shit. I was done. Done with with the shit hole motel we were assigned to, done with the ridiculous soccer schedule and done with the jacked up road system that is Southern Cincinnati. P’s game this morning was at 8 am. Now, he had a game at 7:15 last night… Continue reading Travel Log- Day 3- My Issues With Hampton Inn, Covington, Ky

Family · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

My Sister is Looking at a Brady Bunch Home-You Have to Look at These Pics!

I was working on a post this evening when received a text from my sister S with a property her and her boyfriend are interested in. For anyone that doesn’t know, my younger sister has entered the housing marketing ready to buy and I’ve posted 2 of the houses, both which didn’t happen (one sucked… Continue reading My Sister is Looking at a Brady Bunch Home-You Have to Look at These Pics!