Hire Me!

I really love writing and really love making people laugh. It comes pretty easy when I’m writing about the ridiculousness I seem to always run into or the hot messes we all tend to encounter on a day to day basis.

If you’re in need of a blog writer and appreciate my honest, comedic approach, let’s talk! If I make you laugh, I’m your gal!

Rates
I promise you, if I were a trust fund baby, I would totally do this for free. After I was done instructing my pool boy to use the Sierra Mist flavored chlorine, I would sit down and type until you had everything you needed. But alas, I am not rich. I must charge…..

$100 per post (additional costs may be incurred for posts greater than 1,000 words)

Have something else in mind other than posts? Let’s chat.

Condition:
Rate based on a minimum of 4 posts in 1 month with a minimum of a 2 month contract.

Contact
Hotmess@hotmessmemoir.com