Family · Health · parenting · Rants · soccer

My Healthy Child Was Quarantined. Here’s How I’m Fighting Back

Because of just 5″, my son is not allowed to attend in-person classes or high school soccer. Here’s the timeline of events over the past week and what I’m doing to get him back to class and playing soccer.

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

Like Pulling Teeth: Getting My Sons to Do Chores

Why do my children react like I’ve asked them to build an addition on to the home when I’ve only asked them to unload the dishwasher? via Like Pulling Teeth: Getting My Sons to Do Chores – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

My Son’s Music Equals Satan’s Symphony

In an effort to bond with my 14-year-old son, I decided to let him play DJ. This was my first mistake. Come on over and let’s discuss My Son’s Music Equals Satan’s Symphony – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Health

Moms Aren’t Allowed to Get Sick – Hot Mess Memoir

That’s one of the many things they don’t tell you before becoming a mother that you’re not allowed to get or be sick. Read on via Moms Aren’t Allowed to Get Sick – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting

When Your Child Stiffs a Server

When I found out my 14-year-old stiffed a server, I nearly fell off my chair. Here’s how we fixed it via When Your Child Stiffs a Server – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Super Hot Mess

An Example of Bad Parenting

Apparently just like us, Satan has to eat. Unfortunately, Satan’s parents chose to eat at the same restaurant as us and sit across from us. Check out this example of bad parenting via An Example of Bad Parenting – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

At My Wits End- Making School Lunches

I’m just at my wit’s end in having to make lunches! I just have 4 more days to survive without giving them just ketchup packets via At My Wits End- Making School Lunches – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Holiday · parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

Mothers are Mutha’ F***** Amazing- Happy Mother’s Day!

Ladies, you’re amazing and people don’t tell you that enough! The stuff we have to do EVERY SINGLE DAY is crazy! via Mothers are Mutha’ F***** Amazing- Happy Mother’s Day! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

I’m Trying to be a Good Neighbor

I’m trying to be a good neighbor but Lord it’s trying at times. I even took a video of why they are dancing on my patiences via I’m Trying to be a Good Neighbor – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Holiday · parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

A Letter to the Soccer Organization that Schedules S*** on Mother’s Day

There are 2 days a year I can sleep in without guilt: Mother’s day and my birthday. When you screw with that, we’re going to have problems via A Letter to the Soccer Organization that Schedules S*** on Mother’s Day – Hot Mess Memoir