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At My Wits End- Making School Lunches

I’m just at my wit’s end in having to make lunches! I just have 4 more days to survive without giving them just ketchup packets via At My Wits End- Making School Lunches – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Holiday · parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

Mothers are Mutha’ F***** Amazing- Happy Mother’s Day!

Ladies, you’re amazing and people don’t tell you that enough! The stuff we have to do EVERY SINGLE DAY is crazy! via Mothers are Mutha’ F***** Amazing- Happy Mother’s Day! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

I’m Trying to be a Good Neighbor

I’m trying to be a good neighbor but Lord it’s trying at times. I even took a video of why they are dancing on my patiences via I’m Trying to be a Good Neighbor – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Holiday · parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

A Letter to the Soccer Organization that Schedules S*** on Mother’s Day

There are 2 days a year I can sleep in without guilt: Mother’s day and my birthday. When you screw with that, we’re going to have problems via A Letter to the Soccer Organization that Schedules S*** on Mother’s Day – Hot Mess Memoir

parenting · Ridiculousness · soccer

I Became Prom Queen Last Night!

It’s true! At 42-years-old, I became prom queen at the hotel we were staying at for a soccer tournament. I even have the pics to prove it via I Became Prom Queen Last Night! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · Ridiculousness · soccer

We’re Goin’ on a Road Trip Friends!

Grab your weekend bag and some wine because we’re goin’ on a road trip! via We’re Goin’ on a Road Trip Friends! – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

Chores

I don’t think I ask for a lot from my kids. But when I ask for chores to be done, you’d think I’d asked for an addition to be built onto the home! Read about the struggle via Chores – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · Ridiculousness

So I’m Not the Only Parent Ignored by Their Teenager?

Despite asking my 13-year-old several times for pics from his Washington DC school trip, I’ve received none. Turns out, I’m not the only one being ignored by their teenager. Click here to read the hilarious screen shots of other parents being ignored via So I’m Not the Only Parent Ignored by Their Teenager? – Hot Mess Memoir

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How to Be a Decent Human Being as a Soccer Mom or Dad

I’ve done so many “how to be a decent human being” posts (you can find those at my self-hosted blog in the top menu btw) via How to Be a Decent Human Being as a Soccer Mom or Dad – Hot Mess Memoir

Family · parenting · podcast · Ridiculousness

Laundry- Podcast 6

In today’s podcast, we are ranting about laundry! Folding it, putting it away, even dealing with foling a fitted sheet. Come along on this “journey” via Laundry- Podcast 6 – Hot Mess Memoir