You can appreciate the below image more if you’ve read this related post: Questions for my husband at mealtime
For those that have read this past post, please observe the table I came home to tonight:
I had to be stealth here. Because this was a “fancy” meal, he decided to splurge and give EVERYONE a napkin. But that isn’t the funniest. Please look at what he left next to my place setting…do you see what it is?
Hahaha… perhaps you should put out some cheese for the mouse. π
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ha! Very witty!
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Well, at least is looks like his aim is slightly better on tossing the silverware.
How come not everyone gets a knife? Is the mouse a separate utensil I wasn’t previously aware of?
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Hmmmm… what’s he passively-aggressively trying to say here? Too funny!
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does he have to do the dishes by hand? if so, I could understand the cutlery thing. otherwies not.
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Nope, not at all.
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I think he needs a reward chart all of his own … he can then earn Candy Crush time when he gets the table right. I mean – who wants a rodent on the table π
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Oh, like a husband job chart; 7 gold stars and he gets 20 min of playtime? Ummm…that’s kinda brilliant. Should he fall below 5 stars, sex is withheld for the following week. Fall below 3, no remote either.
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You got it π
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I get various comments about blogging but last night he actually brought my computer to bed for me, with my glass of water. Guess what I wasn’t getting???
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Ha!!!! I think we know!!!
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Seems like he’s getting better, but not to be harsh, this is still a weird table setting.
Is the mouse for YOU or him? Or is it between the two of you so you can share, he being the romantic he is? β€
I hope there is a part III to this.
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I guesd you could call it a conversational piece? No?
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Please keep us updated. I can’t wait until he gets all “Martha Stewart” stylin’!
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